Dated but funny

Jay Leno commentary on the markets

> 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
> building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno
>
> 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are ?? Wall Street is now
> being called Wal Mart Street Jay Leno
>
> 3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker .
> The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
>
> 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
> Vegas and an investment banker ? A tie
>
> 5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
> side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
>
> 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,
> if you get any e mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.
> Don't fall for it - Jay Leno
>
> 7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite
> candy bar - Jay Leno
>
> 8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even
> thicker. They had to include pictures Jay Leno
>
> 9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in
> San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,
> General Electric and Century 21. - Jay Leno
>
> 10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
> cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know
> whether that refers to mine or the bank's.