sARDAR jOKES.. Vol. I

Prince Charles and Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bast**d". ***********************************************

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ***********************************************

Boss : I am giving you job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k....... but, how much is DRIVING salary...? ***********************************************

Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, because it gives light at night when light is needed and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ***********************************************

Two sardars are driving a car. One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working. He puts his head out and says, "YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... " ***********************************************

Sardar shouts to his girl friend " You said we will do registry marriage and cheated me. I was waiting for you yesterday whole day at the post office...." ***********************************************

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal". It walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal". It walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" ***********************************************

A Tamilian calls up Sardar and asks " Tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" *********************************************** Two sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy... Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760!!!.... ***********************************************

A Sardar on an interview for the post of detective... Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank you Sir for giving me the job. I will start investigating........ ***********************************************

A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND'. But in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read : AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ***********************************************

Interviewer: What s your qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... ***********************************************

Amitabh : In which state does the Cauvery flow? Sardar : Liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......