sARDAR jOKES.. Vol. I

Prince Charles and Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bast**d". ***********************************************

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ***********************************************

Boss : I am giving you job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k....... but, how much is DRIVING salary...? ***********************************************

Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, because it gives light at night when light is needed and Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ***********************************************

Two sardars are driving a car. One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working. He puts his head out and says, "YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO... " ***********************************************

Sardar shouts to his girl friend " You said we will do registry marriage and cheated me. I was waiting for you yesterday whole day at the post office...." ***********************************************

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal". It walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal". It walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" ***********************************************

A Tamilian calls up Sardar and asks " Tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" *********************************************** Two sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy... Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760!!!.... ***********************************************

A Sardar on an interview for the post of detective... Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank you Sir for giving me the job. I will start investigating........ ***********************************************

A Sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND'. But in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read : AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ***********************************************

Interviewer: What s your qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.... ***********************************************

Amitabh : In which state does the Cauvery flow? Sardar : Liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

tYPICALLY in-yOUR-fACE !!

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault , so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on. If you can read this - Thank a teacher

i thot of assimilating all the material which i get as emails , chain mails and forwards . u do get a smile reading those and so y not read them later again ??

So here i go. None of the material here is intended to be original so don think great abt me wen u read d stuff from here unless they are credited to me.

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